{"id":41,"date":"2009-03-08T19:33:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-08T19:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rosskressel.wordpress.com\/?p=41"},"modified":"2009-03-08T19:33:15","modified_gmt":"2009-03-08T19:33:15","slug":"some-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/08\/some-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, last entry was pretty deep, so I thought it might be fun to post a little something funny, so here goes nothing.<\/p>\n<p>It was either late August or early September, and me and my friend Narzahni were walking down by the market.\u00a0 It was one of the first times I had been down there with anyone other than my parents.\u00a0 It was nice out, with the sun starting to set.\u00a0 Outside of some of the candy shops stood various candy vendors.\u00a0 One offered me a sample, and I said to her trying not to be offensive,&#8221;I&#8217;m sorry, I am allergic to almonds.&#8221;\u00a0 The woman replied smiling,&#8221;Sir, these are pecan clusters.&#8221;\u00a0 We continued to walk faster and started cracking up&#8230;.so yeah, not allergic to almonds or pecans, I am just really dumb.<\/p>\n<p>There is a lot more to come in the next couple days, so I hope everyone is ready!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, last entry was pretty deep, so I thought it might be fun to post a little something funny, so here goes nothing. It was either late August or early September, and me and my friend Narzahni were walking down by the market.\u00a0 It was one of the first times I had been down there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}