{"id":241,"date":"2009-06-19T18:36:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T23:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rosskressel.wordpress.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2009-06-19T18:36:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T23:36:33","slug":"camp-barney-old-campers-squirrels-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/19\/camp-barney-old-campers-squirrels-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"Camp Barney, Old Campers, Squirrels, and my Beard Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I know all of you missed hearing me chronicle my life, so here&#8217;s a new entry that I think will be pretty enjoyable:<\/p>\n<p>So Thursday we left for Camp Barney.\u00a0 The day before had started the &#8220;squirrel trend&#8221;.\u00a0 One of my campers started eating a graham cracker and goes,&#8221;Look at me, I&#8217;m a squirrel,&#8221; and from that spawned things like &#8220;mutated squirrel food&#8221; (graham crackers) and talking sort of like chipmunks\/squirrels.\u00a0 One camper was particularly enthusiastic about this.\u00a0 Every time I said squirrel, he now runs over to me and practically tackles me and yells squirrel.\u00a0 It is quite entertaining.\u00a0 To get the campers together as a group now, all I have to yell is &#8220;Squirrels Assemble!&#8221;.\u00a0 While I was there I saw so many of my old Camp Chai campers.\u00a0 It was so odd to me, being there seeing so many old campers and so many people I knew in high school.\u00a0 In other news, my beard was becoming an uber fail so I gave up on it and shaved today.\u00a0 Sorry to those of you who were entertained by it.\u00a0 My chin looks really empty to me in the mirror, but as I would say,&#8221;eh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Until later, peace out<\/p>\n<p>Ross<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I know all of you missed hearing me chronicle my life, so here&#8217;s a new entry that I think will be pretty enjoyable: So Thursday we left for Camp Barney.\u00a0 The day before had started the &#8220;squirrel trend&#8221;.\u00a0 One of my campers started eating a graham cracker and goes,&#8221;Look at me, I&#8217;m a squirrel,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}