{"id":214,"date":"2009-06-09T18:12:04","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T23:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rosskressel.wordpress.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2009-06-09T18:12:04","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T23:12:04","slug":"doesnt-need-to-bring-ink-and-paper-into-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/09\/doesnt-need-to-bring-ink-and-paper-into-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Doesn&#8217;t Need to Bring Ink and Paper Into this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don\u2019t need a receipt for the doughnut, I\u2019ll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don\u2019t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can\u2019t imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? \u2018Don\u2019t even act like I didn\u2019t buy a doughnut, I\u2019ve got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it\u2019s back home in the file . . . under \u2018D\u2019, for doughnut.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Mitch Hedberg<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Mitch is really inspirational to me.\u00a0 I love his comedy and his delivery style.\u00a0 It is sad to me that I was never able to see him live in his element.\u00a0 It&#8217;s been a while since his death (it was back on March 29th, 2005), but I would say that his style really had an impact on a lot of people.<\/p>\n<p>Moving on, camp was pretty good today.\u00a0 I made some shots today playing 21 with my campers and Darren that made no sense at all.\u00a0 This one shot had so much arc on it, I was soooo amused.\u00a0 We had drama and I did an impression of Doby from Harry Potter which was pretty entertaining (to me at least).\u00a0 My kids seem pretty excited to be &#8220;ducks&#8221; which is excitting.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure exactly how this happened, but I am VIP at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marketstreetsaloononline.com\/\">Market Street Saloon<\/a>.\u00a0 Can anyone explain how you get VIP at like any place?\u00a0 I have never been there so it kind of confused me.<\/p>\n<p>Last, but not least, thanks to all my readers.\u00a0 I think that since readership has been up, I will be trying to write more and more interesting posts on here, maybe even daily, who knows?<\/p>\n<p>Ross<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don\u2019t need a receipt for the doughnut, I\u2019ll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don\u2019t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can\u2019t imagine a scenario in which I would need [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rosskressel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}